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Anonymous: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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shipsnotdrugs:

so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza

we had a simple request

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so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy

he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t know what the heck a TARDIS is, so i drew the closest thing i could think of”

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he drew us a tortoise

god bless this man

i gave him a twenty and told him to keep the change

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lubricates:

Whenever you’re taking exams and the examiner comes and stands next to your table.

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Moment of Appreciation for the Destiel Love Child

dean-bangs-cas-in-the-impala:

sammycriedformommy:

This is Ben BarnesimageHe is  the love child of Castiel and Dean Winchesterimage

Let’s do a comparison

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Destiel with  Long Hairimage

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Ben Barned with long hairimage

I mean just… Look at himimageimage

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All I can say is..image

This commences our Moment of Appreciation. 

The first pic is like Misha and Jensen mixed ;)

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